Slaught-O-Rama
Sunday, December 3, 2000
RWA 2000 Arena Necropolis, MO
As the crowd begins finally settling in their seats here in the RWA 2000 Arena, the pyrotechnics
erupt from the stage, signalling the beginning of the 'Wednesday Night Wrath' tapings. Joining
James Colt at the broadcast position is Jamie Woods, Wrath's color-commentator...
3-Way Dance
Kyle Sky-Blight
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vs.
Stargazer
vs.
'Concrete'
Nick Jones
Slayer's "Screaming from the Sky" and Metallica's "Devil's Dance" heralded the arrivals of Kyle Sky-Blight and moments later, of Stargazer. The two men co-existed warily in the ring. The sound of rumbling brings the crowd to their feet, as "Rearranged" by Limp Bizkit plays. It plays for a while.. "I'd love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down..." ..and the two huge blasts of gray pyro heralding the Crippler's arrival blows off, and he steps out from the screen of smoke, wearing trunks, shirt and Executioner™ boots going nearly to the knee. His one calf is bandaged from where it was speared with a wooden spike in his hardcore bout last week, but he moves determined and without a limp. Referee Peterson informs all three light-heavyweight wrestlers of the rules of this match, first fall collects the victory, and then the official calls for James Wilson to ring the bell, beginning the match. Kyle and Stargazer turned toward one another, then rushed and dropped Concrete with a double-clothesline. Sky-Blight immediately turns on his ally, dropping 'Gazer with a short-arm clothesline. Raising his arms over his head, Kyle is wrapped up in a sleeper by Jones who was up quickly after the double-team. Concrete dropped with the move, turning it into a modified neck-breaker. Covering Kyle, Nick was dragged off by Stargazer before the count even began. Concrete and Stargazer wowed the crowd with their martial arts strikes and blocks, neither seeming to get the upper-hand on his opponent. Stargazer whirled around for a spinning kick, Jones ducking underneath and firing a punch into 'Gazer's knee, dropping the Chinese wrestler. Nick got to his feet, only to find himself bulldogged to the canvas by a recovered Sky-Blight, who dove off the middle-rope to hit the move. Kyle stomped his downed opponent, targetting the chest of his foe. Dropping to his knees, Kyle wrapped his hand around Jones' throat, choking the man blatantly in front of the referee. At the four-count, Kyle released the choke, arguing with Peterson, turning the official's back to the other combatants. Both 'Gazer and Nick were up, Stargazer throwing a hard side-kick. Jones caught the boot, then was lucky enough to duck under the follow-up enziguri. Still holding onto 'Gazer's leg, Concrete stomped on the knee he had chain-punched moments before, then wrapped a grapevine on the leg, further abusing the joint. Sky-Blight watched as his opponents struggled against one another. He backed himself into a corner and decided to take a seat on the top-turn-buckle. 'Gazer grabbed the bottom rope and the grapevine was broken. As 'Gazer got to his feet, Concrete ripped the leg with the targetted knee out from under the Chinese man with a dragon-screw leg-drag. Nick twisted the leg and appeared to be preparing for a figure-four, but 'Gazer kicked with his good leg on Nick's posterior, sending him toward the corner inhabited by Sky-Blight. The mWdO light-heavyweight showed his quick-wittedness, leaping forward and rolling Jones up with a sunset-flip. Concrete kicked out at the two-count. Kyle was up first, irish-whipping Nick toward 'Gazer. Jones reversed the whip, sending Sky-Blight straight into the superkick from Stargazer, the mWdO light-heavyweight staggering backward into a bridging german suplex by Nick Jones. At the two-count, 'Gazer slammed his thighs down on Nick's chest, breaking the pinfall. Nick whipped his legs up, hooking them under Stargazer's arms and rolled the Chinese wrestler up in a pin. At two, Kyle broke the pin with a drop-kick to the back of the Concrete Crippler's head. Stargazer sat up, holding onto Nick's legs, sitting on his chest and got a two-count before Sky-Blight hit a cross-body press on 'Gazer, pinning him down. Jones rolled Kyle off Stargazer at the two and covered him. 'Gazer grabbed Nick's legs, rolled Concrete onto his back and hit a monkey-flip into the corner, going for a school-boy roll-up. Two-count. Kyle sunset-flipped 'Gazer. Two-count. Nick hit a front-flip neck-snap on Kyle, landing on 'Gazer. Two-count. Stargazer holding onto Nick's torso, bridged up, turned around and hoisted Jones up for a powerbomb. Kyle drop-kicked Nick in the back, an impressive height on the standing drop-kick. Jones rode 'Gazer down to the mat, landing on the Chinese man's chest. Two-count. Kyle dropped Nick with another bulldog, this time not from the ropes. Stargazer held onto Nick's legs, being rolled over with Jones as Kyle made the cover. Two-count. Stargazer yanked Jones out from under Sky-Blight, having not released the man's legs. All three men got to their feet, the crowd giving them a standing ovation for their back-and-forth series of two-counts. Concrete and Stargazer again began to go through a series of strikes and blocks, this time, however, Kyle grabbed both men by the hair and slammed their foreheads together, dropping both like sacks of potatoes. Instead of pinning one of the down combatants, Sky-Blight leapt to the top-rope, crouched and waiting for an opponent to down. Both men slowly got to their feet. Nick saw Kyle stand and immediately grabbed Stargazer's arm, whipping him into the corner hard, Sky-Blight losing his footing and falling from the top down to the floor in front of the announcers' desk. 'Gazer - having hit the turn-buckles chest-first - staggered backward two paces and right into Nick's clutches. A "Crippler DDT" later, referee Peterson dropped to the mat and made the three-count, 'Concrete' Nick Jones victorious in the 3-Way Dance...
Tara Micheals
The N-Phamyss
with Crash
vs.
Ebony
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The lights go out in RWA arena. The soothing sound of thunder roars through the PA. There is a lightling flash up on the screen and "Thunder" written by The First N-Phamyss Woman of wrestling, Tara Micheals. Tara struts out slowly from behind the curtain. Crash is for ever by her side. She is wearing a cut off version of the Crash Hockey jersey that exposes her wonderful tanned mid riff, skin tight black vinyl pants and fingerless leather gloves. Crash in his Hockey Jersey, Cut off Jeans with black tights underneath them and black and blue tennis shoes. Crash strikes his pose and sprays water from his mouth high into the air. Tara shakes her head and smiles as the N-Phamyss walk down the ramp. Crash jumps into the ring and seperates the ropes for Tara to easilly slide in. Tara jumps to the second turn buckle and strikes her pose (Like Lita's). Crash stands in the middle of the ring pointing at his "sister". Tara does a back flip off the turnbuckle landing in the ring as her song and the crowd proclaim "Make some Fuckin Noise". She awaits her advisary as Crash slides out of the ring. The arena lights dim and go out as "Gutter Glitter" by Switchblade Symphony plays over the PA system. A silver spotlight roams over the crowd before stopping at the top of the ramp on the masked and cloaked figure of Ebony. She walks down to the ring at the apron she grabs the ropes and pulls herself up and then slides into the ring. She grasps the bat-eared wolf mask and lifts it off. Her pale skin bathed in the silver light which fades as the arena lights come back on. She undoes her cloak, turns and faces her opponent. As referee Desirée Morales motions, the bell rings, signaling the match to begin. Ebony immediately rushes her opponent, quickly executing a devestating chokeslam, then quickly reaching down, grabing Tara by the hair and dragging her opponent to her feet once again and hitting with a well executed Seated Gutwrench. Tara is close enough to the ropes that she is able to get a foot on the ropes. Morales quickly notices the foot and orders Ebony to release her prey. Tara rolls to her side, clutching her abdomen as Ebony quickly gets to her feet and hits with a swift kick to Tara's spine. Tara arches her back as Ebony moves to hit with an elbow drop only to have Tara roll out of the way, allowing Ebony's elbow to connect with the mat instead of her opponent. Both women pull themselves upright and once again Ebony charges her opponent. Tara thinks quickly and hits with her own move. As Ebony charges, Tara sweeps her foot, catching Ebony and sending the larger woman to the mat.
Once again, both women get to their feet. Ebony attempts a one-handed chokeslam only to have the move reversed with Tara wrapping her legs around Ebony's free arm, spinning around and moving into a crucifix pin. Referee Morales drops to the mat, but Ebony is able to quickly get a shoulder up. Tara releases her foe and both women once again pull themselves upright. Ebony strikes quickly, hitting with a hanging vertical suplex. The audience gasps in amazement as Tara bends her legs so she lands on her feet, bridging the suplex into a pin. Once again Morales begins the count and once again Ebony quickly manages to get out of it. Ebony shakes her head in confusion and once again charges. Tara quickly sidesteps, sending Ebony into the ropes. Ebony bounds off the ropes and lunges to hit with a running clothesline that Tara ducks under then trips Ebony, hooking her arm and turning the attack into a back arm bar. Ebony reaches pulls herself towards the ropes until she's able to reach out and grab hold. Referee Morales orders Tara to release the arm bar, which she reluctantly does. Tara turns and jumps up Ebony's shoulder, attempting a hurricanrana. Ebony stops the 'rana, trying to turn it into a slam. However, before Tara is slammed she hooks a side sleeper onto Ebony's head. Ebony drops to her knees and referee Morales moves to check on her condition. Desirée takes hold of Ebony's hand, raises it into the air and lets it drop. Ebony's hand falls limply into her lap and Morales yells, "One!". Again, Morales raises Ebony's arm and again her hand falls limply into her lap. Morales yells, "Two!". Again, Morales raises Ebony's arm, but this time it only drops half way. Ebony clenches her fist and raises it over her head as she hefts herself up. She then manages a couple elbows to Tara's mid-section, causing Tara to release any hold she has on the larger woman. Ebony then whips Tara into the ropes. Tara rebounds and manages to duck an awaiting clothesline. She then sails into the opposite ropes, lunges off of them and flies towards her opponent, moving with incredible speed. Somehow Tara is able to latch on with an arm bar only to have Ebony drag her to the ropes where Ebony grabs a hold. Referee Morales then orders Tara to release Ebony's arm, which she reluctantly does. Tara backs away from her opponent as Ebony spins, attempting a spinning heel kick. Tara is ready for the move as she grabs Ebony's foot, pulls and twists, sending Ebony to the mat. Tara moves quickly, straddling her opponent and applying a knee to Ebony's throat. She continues with the knee until Morales literally pulls her off. Both women once again get to their feet, but it's clearly Tara who's in control. Tara hits quickly with a German Suplex that she turns into an ankle lock submission. Somehow Ebony is able to get a foot to Tara's face and push her away. Once again the woman lock up and this time Tara manages to turn an Arm Drag into a standing Arm Bar Scissor Sweep then into an STF. She manages to keep the hold on long enough for referee Morales to drop to the mat and get in the three count. Tara quickly releases the hold and Crash pulls her out of the ring. The pair make their way up the ramp as referee Morales declares Tara the winner. The scene fades to commercial with a furious Ebony glaring towards her opponent with rage...
Rising Storm
with Allysha
vs.
Terra Firma
with Steven Andrews
Thunder rolls over the p.a. system. The crash of lightning can be seen
flickering over the tron. The progressive cello sounds of Apocalyptica slowly
played, clouds gathering upon the Renegade-Tron. Another crash of lightning and
boom of thunder after a half minute of the calming cello before "Harmageddon"
began playing in earnest. Purple lights strobed through the arena as two
veritable monsters stepped out onto the stage. Both men completely bald and
wearing mid-thigh black tights. As the Apocalyptica theme played over the
speakers, the two monsters strode toward the ring, pausing half-way to the ring.
Both men turned, pointing toward the entry-way and after a blast of purple pyro,
a beautiful brunette woman stepped out onto the stage, then strutted down the
aisle toward the twins. As Allysha reached the pair, the trio walked the
remainder of the way to the ring, one moved to the right, the other to the left.
On either side of the ring, Rising Storm grabbed the middle rope, pulling
themselves up to the ring apron, then stepped over the top-ropes into the
squared-circle...
The lights go black as Godsmack’s Voodoo takes over the speakers. A dull rumbling takes over the arena, only slightly
drowned out by the song, as a cone rises up out of the ramp down to the ring. Red flares shoot out as the eruption begins in tune
with the song and the primal drumbeat. Boiling churning lava flows out of the cone as Rainer and Vesuvius rise slowly from the
cone. Both dressed in simple brown full body suits, Rainer stands in at 6’0” 260 pounds, with Vesuvius behind him standing at
6’10” and 400 pounds. Both men move silently down the volcano amidst the churning and glowing lava. Steven Andrews
appears at the top of the ramp behind his charges and heads down after them as the volcano makes a hasty retreat back into the
ramp and the tag team gets ready in the ring for their opponents.
As Rainer and Kevin step into the ring, Rainer quickly brushes black paint all over Kevin's cheek, marking him out clearly. Kevin
(now easily distinguishable) answers by clamping on a bear-hug. The bell sounds and Rainer struggles to get out. After a while,
Kevin does an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, not allowing Rainer to escape on his own. Rainer gets up and does a quick kick in
Kevin's gut, hitting with a snap DDT. The two men get to their feet, Rainer whipping his opponent into the ropes but Kevin
getting his bearings, hitting a big boot. Rainer goes down but as Kevin walks over to pick him up, Rainer grabs one of his arms,
standing and doing a quick hip-roll. Rainer ascends the ropes for a somersault leg-drop and rolls away. Kevin rolls over to the
ropes and tags off to Ryan who comes in quickly, bouncing off the ropes and dropping Rainer with a clothesline. Rainer is
quickly up, doing a standing drop-kick before blind-tagging to Vesuvius. The larger Terra Firmian climbs into the ring. Ryan
quickly does a DDT, but Vesuvius climbs to his feet. The two exchange blows briefly before Vesuvius plants his opponent with a
choke-slam. Ryan gets up and tags off to Kevin, the two of them rushing Vesuvius and dragging him down, kicking at him until
Ryan rolls out. Vesuvius gets up and Kevin plants him with another DDT. This time, Vesuvius does a tilt-a-whirl power-slam
right off the bat, picking his opponent up for an old-fashioned power-bomb. He proceeds to tag off to Rainer who comes off the
ropes with an elbow, pulling Kevin to his feet. Kevin swiftly locks on another bearhug and lifts Rainer slightly off the ground.
Rainer headbutts him and Kevin grunts, lifting Rainer and attempting another overhead belly-to-belly but Rainer slips out and
drops to the mat. The two men circle eachother warily, Rainer standing between Kevin and a possible tag-off and vice versa.
Rainer moves very swiftly, managing a drop-kick that certainly drops his opponent. Kevin gets up and pushes Rainer into the
ropes, hitting him with an elbow smash on the rebound. The Rising Storm-er proceeds to tag off swiftly and as Rainer gets up he
is hit with a 'elevator' followed quickly by a double-suplex before Kevin rolls out. Rainer shakes out the cobwebs, managing a
hurricanrana and rolling on top, Ryan kicking out the instant the referee says "two." Rainer moves for a tag but his hand misses
short as Ryan grabs him from behind, planting him with a release german suplex and tagging in his brother. The two do a
"Lightning~Strikes~Twice" and Kevin rolls on. Vesuvius is swiftly into the ring but is stopped briefly by Kevin throwing himself
into him with a shoulder-block. Vesuvius isn't stopped, but he is paused, backhanding Kevin out of the way. Ryan recieves a
three-count JUST before Vesuvius pulls him off and plants him with a gorilla press-slam, Rising Storm victorious but just barely..
Tony Jackson
vs.
Dark Hunter
Jackson dominated this match from the start, battering Hunter with a variety
of devastating brainbusters before making him tap out to the elevated crab, formerly
referred to as the "Exsanguinator".
X-Cessive Tanisha
& Kat Bohdana RWA 2000 Necropolis Women's Champion
ANARCHY INC.
with Bloodstorm or X-Cessive Pain
vs.
Scheherazade
& Dahlilah RWA 2000 Women's Champion The Horsemen
with Madd Dawg
The lights slowly dim throughout the Arena. The sound of a whip being
cracked, followed shortly by the roar of a lioness heralds the impending
arrival of the Necropolis Women's Champion, Kat Bohdana. "Cat Scratch Fever"
by Ted Nugent begins to play over the PA system as a burst of pyrotechnics
goes off near the wrestler's entrance. When the smoke clears, Kat stands
there, Jack "Bloodstorm" Smith, standing at her side. Her championship belt
is slung over her shoulder as she and Jack walk down the ramp. The duo stop
midway and turn their attention towards the wrestler's entrance... The lights
in the Arena dim to near total darkness. The Renegade-tron comes alive,
showing X-Cessive Violence, Pain and Agony, performing their theme music.
"X-Cessive Agony", XV's rip off of the Sex Pistol's song of the same name,
blasts over the loudspeakers. Fuscia pyrotechnics go off at the wrestler's
entrance. When the smoke clears the forms of X-Cessive Pain and his beautiful
lady, X-Cessive Tanisha, stand with their hands on their hips, both standing
proud in their matching fuschia and black attire. The X-Cessive duo walk
down the ramp, joining Bloodstorm and Bohdana and the four make their way
towards the ring. At the end of the ramp the referee tells Bloodstorm and
Pain that only one of them can be at ringside. Kat and Tanisha begin
exchanging words as Bloodstorm and Pain debate who'll attend to the women.
'Storm and Pain are discussing the matter with considerably more restraint
than their women. Pain makes motions around his waist, indicating a belt and
then points at Bloodstorm...obviously mentioning the World Title match 'Storm
has later tonight. Jack frowns but finally nods, turning and whispering
something in Kat's ear before making his way back up the ramp, stopping to
smash fists with Pain on the way. The women enter the ring and Kat hands her
belt to the ring attendant as she and Tanisha continue their argument about
who rightfully belongs ringside. The speakers play the prelude to Metallica's
"Wherever I May Roam" as the arena goes pitch black. At the first major
percussion a pyro of gold and silver sparks showers down onto the stage,
giving the fans an eerie, mysterious glimpse of Scheherazade in a slightly
crouched stance, her shadow
resembling that of a large cat with the trick of lights. The exotic, dark
skinned woman is dressed in pair of black jeans, and loose fitting black
t-shirt with "Got Catnip" written across it in green letters; with a pair of
slightly heeled boots; her hair pulled back and tied with a malachite green
silk scarf. As the pyro stops, she rises and "Legs" by Z.Z. Top blares over
the P.A. system and Dahlilah saunters out, the RWA2K Women's Championship
slung over her shoulder, wearing black leather shorts and a black leather
boustier and black leather boots. She stands next to 'Zade and spins around
slowly on one foot before blowing a kiss to the crowd. Behind the two women
Dawg steps out onto the ramp, wearing his black leather pants, vest and
trenchcoat, dark sun glasses cover his eyes and his bokken is in his hand.
The trio all raise a fist to the crowd and head down the ramp. 'Zade &
Dahlilah slips into the ring and Dawg paces at ring side. Kat and Tanisha
have begun to argue as to whom will start the match when Tanisha suddenly
shoves Kat. The Women's Necropolis champion responds with a shove of her own
and then the bell is rung. Scheherazade and Dahlilah watch in amazement as
the two AI women begin to trade blows, Pain shaking his head and sighing.
Nisha drops Kat with a DDT, but is speared off her feet by Dahlilah. The
Women's champ begins to punch Tanisha about the head and face...but is
suddenly pulled to her feet by the hair and dropped with a reverse DDT from
Kat. The ref warns Bohdana to leave the ring but the petite beauty ignores
her and drags Dahlilah to her feet and whips her towards Tanisha, who levels
her with a clothesline. 'Zade slips into the ring and dropkicks Kat in the
back of the knees...but Tanisha boots her in the gut and hits with a belly to
belly suplex. Tanisha looks at 'Zade and Dahlilah, who are getting back to
their feet...and then turns to grab a handful of Kat's hair to aid her in
standing. A knee to Bohdana's gut is followed by one to her face but the
smaller woman doesn't go down, blocking a third knee lift and then hitting a
Dragon leg screw to take Tanisha off her feet. 'Zade has left the ring and
Dahlilah approaches Tanisha, the legal AI woman. Morales warns Kat one more
time to leave the ring but Bohdana again defies her and attacks Dahlilah from
behind, hitting with a flying bulldog. Tanisha is up again and helps Kat
position Dahlilah for a spiked piledriver. Even as the champ is driven into
the mat 'Zade vaults over the ropes and drops Kat with another dropkick from
behind. Tanisha turns and is hit with a spinning heel kick. Morales, now
quite livid at how out of control the match has become, orders 'Zade back to
her corner and then begins to actually drag Kat to hers! Dahlilah is slowly
beginning to stir, but Tanisha is already sitting up beginning to crawl over
to make a pin. Suddenly the massive form of Shredderr is thundering down the
ramp to attack Pain from behind. The rWo bruiser grabs Pain by the back of
the neck and slams him into the barricade. Stunned by the surprise attack,
Pain is brutally chokeslammed on the unforgiving floor. Shredd leans over
Pain and attempts to bite his ear off! Tanisha sees this and slides out of
the ring to stop Shredderr even as Kat comes around and shoves Morales away
from her. Obviously past the breaking point, Kat doubles Morales over with a
boot to the gut and then slaps her to the mat. Shredd turns just as Tanisha
approaches snaps at her! Janobe appears ready to attack the giant, but Kat
slams into her from behind and the two begin rolling across the blood stained
floor as they trade punches. Shredd laughs as he walks back up the
ramp...Dawg joins the Horsewomen in the ring as Morales declared them victors
via DQ, her cheek crimson from Kat's abuse. RWA security rushes to ringside,
both to aid Pain and seperate Kat and Tanisha...Bloodstorm, Agony, Shayla,
and Chris Chew close behind. Even after AI has moved backstage the two women
can still be heard screaming at each other..
Strait-Jacket Match RWA 2000 NECROPOLIS CHAMPIONSHIP
Nightmare Black
with Roland Nalor
vs.
The Killer Cook RWA 2000 Necropolis Champion
Quentin Flint makes his way to the ring, an extra large straightjacket tossed
over one shoulder. Flint tosses the jacket into the ring and then takes his
place at the announcer's table, actually donning a headpiece this time. The
lights go down and "Spit It Out" by Slipknot begins to play, as a blast of
pyro is set off the lights come back up they are black lights, Nightmare is
standing at the top of the ramp. He power walks down the ramp carrying his
barbed wire wrapped sledge hammer and in his usual black swat team pants and
black sleeveless shirt. He stops midway down the ramp and raise his fist to
the air, the normal lights come up and he walks the rest of the way to the
ring and gets in, tossing his sledge to the side. After nearly a minute of
silence the Killer Cook, RWA 2000 Necropolis Champion and arguably the
greatest HaRdCoRe wrestler in the history of the RWA begins to make his way
to ringside. The Cook slides into the ring just as Black picks up his
sledgehammer. The champ ducks a wild swing from Nightmare then reaches back
to hit a neckbreaker before the bell is even rung. The Cook drags Nightmare
to his feet and staggers him with a European uppercut, then goes for belly to
belly suplex...but the big man blocks the move and then hits one of his own.
Nightmare snatches up his sledge and this time catches The Cook in the right
hip with the barbed wire wrapped implement of destruction. KC falls to the
mat clutching his leg and Black stomps away at his shoulders and back. The
Cook rolls away from the onslaught but Nightmare catches him before he can
escape the ring and pulls him to his feet. Black hoists the Cook and hits
with a big brainbuster, then follows it with a DDT. The challenger rolls out
of the ring and drags the dazed Cook groin first towards the ring post.
Nightmare prepares to post the Cook, but there's still life left in the champ
and he lashes out with a boot that catches his foe in the jaw. The Killer
Cook drags himself to his feet and limps back to the center of the ring,
motioning Black back into the ring. The challenger complies, rubbing his jaw.
Cook tackles his much larger foe just as he clears the ring ropes and begins
to ram his head into the mat over and over, an object pops free from Black's
back pocket and The Cook stops to pick it up: a screwdriver! A sadistic grin
crosses the Necropolis Champion's face as he plunges the screwdriver into
Black's shoulder! Flint laughs and comments, "And that is why The Cook is the
greatest Necropolis Champion of all time...unlike that pretender Madd-Dawg."
The Cook twists the screwdriver in Black's shoulder but instead of a cry of
pain he receives a forearm shot upside his head for his trouble. A second
shot knocks the Cook from his seat on Black's chest and then the challenger
tears the screwdriver from his shoulder with a bright spray of crimson. From
his knees he hits the Cook with another forearm shot then surges to his feet
and slips behind his opponent. Nightmare locks on a sleeper, but only long
enough to hit the "Sweet Dreams", his modified belly to back sleeper-plex.
The Cook's head hits the mat at an odd angle and a gasp echoes through the
crowd. Nightmare leaves the Cook laying in the middle of the ring and rolls
to the outside to acquire a table and set it up at ringside. When Black rolls
back in he is surprised to find the Cook somehow getting back to his feet! KC
hammers Nightmare with lefts and rights, actually driving the monster back
several steps...but the challenger responds with a boot to the gut and then a
brutal clothesline. Nightmare pulls Cook into a standing head scissors, then
lifts him into position for a giant powerbomb. The Cook rains blows upon
Nightmare's head, but the giant turns and 'bombs the champ over the top rope
and through the table set up below! Even Flint is struck silent as the Cook
lies unmoving in the wreckage of the table. Nightmare turns and begins to
uncover the padding on one of the turnbuckles...just then the Cook sits up!
The battered champion somehow pulls himself into the ring and sneaks up
behind Black. A dropkick sends Nightmare chest first into the uncovered
turnbuckle, but the effort takes a lot out of the Cook, who gets back up
holding his neck. Black slumps over the turnbuckle for a moment, then turns
to face The Killer Cook while rubbing his chest. The two bruisers lock up,
Nightmare simply overpowering the Cook and driving a couple of knees into his
gut before suplexing him backfirst onto the uncovered turnbuckle. The Cook
slumps to the mat and Nightmare immediately goes for and hits with the
"Powersault", his modified moonsault finisher. Black seems a little stunned
himself, but still manages to drag The Cook over and dress him in the baggy
straightjacket. Flint, smiling and shaking his head, declares Nightmare the
winner and then departs via the ramp. Black hefts his belt high overhead
before leaving the slowly stirring Cook trussed up in the center of the ring.
Inside the RWA 2000 Arena, the lights dimmed, a single spot-light shining down on ring announcer Cindy
Cartwright. While she informs the crowd that RWA 2000 is going live in fifteen seconds, Roland Nalor
switches off with Jamie Woods as color-commentator. Cindy asks that everyone scream and give it their
all, holding up any signs they brought with them. Moments later, the opening pyrotechnics blast off as
"Slaught-O-Rama" begins...
3-Way Dance Elimination RWA2K TV TITLE
Crash
The N-Phamyss
with Tara Micheals
vs.
Wrecker
Rokean WAR Order
with Dr. Saka
vs.
The Adonis
ANARCHY INC. RWA2K TV Champ
A five second countdown appears on the screen. When it hits zero a single
blue fire work is shot down from the rafters toward the ramp. It hits with a
huge gust of blue pyro. "Pretty Fly for a white guy" swells through the PA.
Crash walks out strutting in time to the music he is wearing the Crash
hockey jersey, cut off jeans with black tights underneath them and black and
black boots with the Crash mushroom cloud on the sides On his arms are long
tight black gloves with the fingers cut out like Gambit from the X-men.
Tara Micheals comes out with him and they strut to the ring wearing a half
shirt version of the hockey jersey, skin tight vinyl pants and high heals..
Crash pauses to scribble "Fuckin N-Phamyss" over the face of the latest Kat
Bohdana T-shirt with his trademark blue marker that he throws into the
crowd. He continues the strut to the ring as Tara jumps under the bottom
rope and strikes the N-Phamyss Pose the N-Phamyss fans cheer. Crash leaps
up onto the apron springboarding off the top rope doing a flip over Tara
landing on his feet infront of her, arms out pointing to the sides in the
N-Phamyss Pose the crowd goes nuts at Crash's complete flamboyency. He runs
over to the corner and leaps to the top rope striking his pose again and
motions for the mike. The Great one speaks..."LADY'S and
GENTLEMEN...WELCOME TO THE BOMB SHELTA!!!!" The Crowd joins him in his
trademark opening. He pulls off his hockey jersey and tosses it into the
crowd. his slim but athletic chest glissens as he speaks again I know why
all you mutha fuckin N-Phamytes are up in this bitch tonight. Ya'll are
here to watch me devistate The Ad ANUS and his ass buggin brotha Pecker. So
here's what I want you mutha fuckin N-Phamytes to do is I want you to make
some mutha fuckin noise in this bitch I want ya'll to yell and scream and
fuckin light this mutha fucka up. I want all you fuckin N-phantiles up on
your mutha fuckin feet cuz this match is gunna be the shit. I want ya'll
screamin as I destroy pretty boy and his anal probin mutha fuckin friend.
So in closing I want you all to... Sit your asses down....... Drink some
beer.....AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDD!!!!" Crash tosses the mike into the crowd as
they explode with "MAKE SOME FUCKIN NOISE!!!" The two Crash fans are drowned out by the blue and green lights
flowing over the otherwise darkened arena. The RWA Theme
comes up. Spotlights
unite to focus on the curtains. Out steps a tall, stocky man, 6'7'' of sheer
muscles, wearing
black trunks...A leather necklace with many shark teeth on it grace his powerful
chest...Weathered skin, a nasty scar goes
down his face from the left to the right, over his nose, marring his
features...Short dark hair, brown eyes, his arms, chest, back and legs covered
by tattoes of
all kinds, mostly maritime in nature...A Great
White shark on his right arm, curling around
it, biting the biceps with it's powerful jaws...He gives off an air of
suppressed destructiveness and fury, raw
determination...A mighty and electrifying presence in more ways than one...His
throat is scarred
severely, and a jagged scar is visible on his chest...Evidence of his last RWA
fight against
Nazar Khan, where he almost had his throat cut and got skewered with a
polearm...Yet he looks
stronger than ever, as if he's recovered fully...And he smiles at the audience,
raising his
arms, to the applause of old and new fans of the original Rokean WAR
Order...Behind him walks
Dr. Saka, wearing a blue suit and skirt, and rWo head coach Jean-Pierre Lafite. The crowd errupts, nearly taking the roof off
the arena as "Highway to Hell" begins to blare over the speakers as the Renegade-Tron springs to life with images of the various
Anarchy Inc members in action. Every few seconds the video of Anarchy ass-whoopins is interrupted with a still picture: The
Adonis, Bloodstorm and Kat Bohdana standing in front of RWA 2000 Arena...smiling and nude. Well, they would be nude
except for the belts... Kinkaid's TV strap and 'Storm's World Championship slung low on their hips to provide just enough
coverage while Kat is kept barely decent thanks to her own Women's Necropolis belt at her waist. Bohdana's chest is covered
by 'Storm's Light Heavyweight strap, which the petite beauty holds to herself. The crowd explodes as The Adonis steps into
view. The champ wears tight Levi's, fingerless leather gloves, black combat boots and a black S.W.A.T. vest with an AI logo on
the back. He also wears the now famous silver "Vega" mask. His exposed skin gleams with several layers of body oil and his hair
is pulled back in a tight ponytail. He stops momentarily and points at a few screaming fans, undoing the vest and allowing a few
lucky ladies to rub his sculpted torso. Adonis reluctantly pulls away from a throng of female fans and proceeds to ringside. He
climbs onto the apron and steps through the ropes... Jackson looks at all three men and then motions for the bell to be rung and
the match to begin. However, no one seems to take the iniative, everyone eyeing his two oppenents warily. Finally the
Champion makes the first move, and really to no one's suprize Adonis goes right after Crash. Crash seems ready for this.
However, Crash isn't ready for the Irish Whip that Adonis does, sending Crash running right into Wrecker. The impact is heard
through out the arena, and for one comical momment, Crash looks up at the rWo'er, before Wrecker picks Crash up in a
crushing bearhug. Crash squrims and squirms, trying to use his Adonis imitated grease to slip out of the huge man's grip, but it
doesn't work as Wrecker tightens his grip, content to let Crash slide around and crush the life out of him. Finally the rokean
throws Crash aside, who seems near lifeless after the punishing move, chest no longer oiled, and bright red where he struggled.
Adonis finally goes into action and begins to unload on Wrecker, his fists a flurry of action as he buries them into the face of the
bigger man, staggering him back with repetative piston action. Finally Wrecker tries to grapple with the Champ, but somehow
the Adonis slips out. By now Crash is shakily on his feet, and Adonis moves over quickly, again throwing Crash at Wrecker,
who looks at the near limp crash, and tosses him aside before striding after the Adonis. Adonis ducks once again under
wrecker's grasp and fires a few move fists into the back of the head of the rWo man, but pays the price as Wrecker grabs the
Adonis finally and lifts him up for a gut-wrench suplex. All three men get to their feet, Crash coming back to the land of the
wrestling. However, he doesn't stay long as Wrecker leaves Adonis to hit Crash with an early crotch rocket, the rockean's
bearhug obviously hurting Crash severly, and the Adonis covers up for what really is a formality. Adonis rudely kicks Crash out
of the ring, Wrecker not moving to interfere in the slightest, obviously this is what he is wanting all along. The two men move at
each other, Adonis obviously not wanting to lock up with Wrecker, as he ducks under another attempt and fires two fists into the
gut of Wrecker before the bigger man hits a double ax handle that sends Adonis to the canvas. Wrecker drops and elbow
midback of Adonis, who seems to double in under the impact. Both men get back up, although Wrecker is the faster of the two,
and he grabs Adonis by the mask, growling as he slices his hand on the silver edge, and he pulls his hand back, buying Adonis
the needed time to hit a snap suplex on the bigger man, Adonis obviously straining as he gets Wrecker over, but he does. Both
men get to their feet and Wrecker finally manages to lock up with the Adonis on the first attempt, and strains to get leverage
agaist the AI man, finally putting a big boot in Adonis' stomach to hit him with a backbreaker into a chickenwing hammerlock,
although Wrecker seems slightly irrated that Adonis has a thick vest on. Finally Adonis puts a foot on the rope and Jackson gets
down and forces Wrecker off Adonis, who rolls into the corner and uses the turnbuckles to help himself up. Wrecker charges at
Adonis, who ducks the big man and sends him over the ropes and onto the concrete floor. Adonis is quickly outside, and begins
to lay into the downed man with gloves fists, bouncing Wreckers head off the floor with each piston powered blow. Finally
Wrecker throws Adonis off, and picks the smaller man up, slamming his shoulder into the turn post, Adonis crying out in pain
before being thrown into the ring with Wrecker right behind him. It is Wrecker's turn to strike the blows, punching Adonis' mask
over and over again trying to bust through, rattling the Champ's head before Jackson pushes Wrecker off at the 4 count. Things
start to go badly for the Adonis at this point as Wrecker picks him up and slams him back down hard to the mat to get a near
fall. Wrecker scowls at Jackson and motions for a quicker count, obviously upset with the decision. However even through the
arguement Wrecker doesn't let up on the Adonis, picking him up to DDT him back to the mat, and lays a few more fists into the
back of Adonis' head. Adonis is up slowly, and Wrecker grabs him again, clamping on a tight bearhug like he did Crash earlier,
and Adonis squrims, although aobviously not taking as much as Crash did. Finally the Adonis fires back with the silver plated
mask, crushing Wrecker's nose and Jackson moves over to the Adonis, forcing him to take the mask off after the blatant misuse
of equipment. A large fist from Wrecker catches the unprepared Adonis and crimson sprays from Adonis' nose as the blow
staggers him back into the corner. Adonis takes hold of his nose as Wrecker approaches him, and then Adonis reaches back,
grabbing the TV title and leaping at Wrecker to take him in the face, but Wrecker is ready and ducks, then hits the Adonis down
with another double ax handle. Adonis seems down for the count and Wrecker goes for the pin, only to have Adonis kick out a
millisecond before the title exchanged hands. Wrecker stands up, really upset now that Jackson's count wasn't faster, and the
Adonis crawls over to his belt and picks it up, and with Wrecker's backturned to Jackson, slams it in the back of his head.
Jackson immediatly rings the bell awarding the match to Wrecker for the second use of weapons that night, but the Adonis
barely maintains his title, the crowd actually booing the AI man for the cheap win and cheating the rWo man out of the clean win.
3-TeAm HaRdCoRe RuLeZ RWA 2000 TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
The Horsemen The Horsemen
with Genocide
vs.
Cowboys From Hell
vs.
Disciples of Doom RWA 2000 Tag-Team Champions
with Isaac Pfefferman
As the crowd gets ready for the Championship Tag Match, the Renegade-Tron flashes to life, showing all of the Horsepeople busting into the
Cowboys from Hell locker room to find nothing. They all scowl and then their names are called and they head towards the entrance, the camera's
catching the Cowboys come out of the "empty" locker room the door over as the Horsepeople leave. They head down behind the Horsepeople,
and the camera catches the Horsemen's ambush gone bad as The DoD have laid out the Horsewomen and are working on the Horsemen as they
shove through the curtain and head down towards the ring, the DoD decked out in leather, with tinted motorcycle helmets. The Cowboys follow
after and when the action finally hits the ring and the bell is rung, the Cowboys finally jump in, double teaming the Horsemen, the 5 on 2 for the
Horsemen clearly takes it's toll as The DoD work into the Horsemen with metal pipe and barbed wire bat, giving the Cowboys time to fish out
some of their toys hidden under the ring in a trashcan planted before. Now the 5 on 2 gets really ugly as the Horsemen are finally laid out
unconscious by the savage onslaught. The DoD move over to pin the Horsemen, but the Cowboys have other ideas, Voodoo superkicking the
Blood Red Samurai into the corner. The Disciples turn to look at the double cross as the Cowboys attack them, and a general brawl ensues in the
ring. Finally, from over the railing jump Kingston and Incubus, who rush the ring, and with the help of Phefferman and the fake Disciples lay out
the Cowboys, Kingston getting the three count on the unconscious War.
Kildare
vs.
Troll
The lights in the arena dim and a spotlight beams down on the entrance ramp. A single figure steps into view, the newcomer Kildare. Tall and broad shouldered he wears his dark hair short. Clad in black pants and boots his chest is bare and a tatoo of a regal lion can be seen on his right arm. Kildare jogs down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope to await his foe. Before Troll makes his entrance Kildare produces a mike and begins to speak. "Now, before this big goof walks down the ramp so I can beat his arse all over the ring I'd just like to take his time to thank Chris Chew for the good time he let me have with that pretty little wife of his last week. The only problem is I don't think she had quite enough...Kyma yer welcome to drop by my locker room after the show tonight and we can pick up where we left off..." The Renegade-Tron goes black, and the audience hears a voice saying "It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with...it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear...and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead." Then as "Give Me the Prize" screams from the speakers, the screen lights up with footage of Troll simultaneously lifting and throwing Neuromancer, Shredderr~Slayerr~Seass Triton and Hyde to the floor during the first RWA2K TV Championship, driving both boots into Chris Jackson's chest, delivering a brutal headbutt to Madd Dawg, slamming Flamethrower to the mat with a Valhalla Drop during Resurrection, slamming Shredderr's head repeatedly into the corner post, throwing El Chico out of the ring with a Mjolnir Toss, delivering a series of headbutts to Bloodstorm, driving Chris Chew to the mat with a chokeslam, and thrashing Killer Cook's head with a flaming quarterstaff. Troll slaps backs, exchanges high-fives, shakes hands and signs autographs as he goes, clearly enjoying the love of the fans. Pausing long enough before entering the ring to let the two fans he gave ringside seats and "I WILL DESTROY YOU!" t-shirts before the match to get a picture taken with him, and then it's up and over the ropes into the ring. Troll hands a steel length of pipe to a perplexed Jake Peterson, Troll mouthing an explanation as the official nods and passes the pipe to an attendant. Taking the mic, "Not that I don't appreciate help when I asked for it, kid," Troll said, "But if I was gonna ask, I'da asked somebody with more style, and who din't make a habit of tryin' ta crock tha odds tha way ya do. Somebody who ain't a punk, in other words. But I guess I do haveta congratulate ya for havin' tha stones not ta try an' attack me outta tha ring tonight," he finished with a smirk. The two men circle one another, Kildare sizing up the bigger man as he rushes in and drives a knee into the bigger man's gut before hooking him and suplexing Troll. As the bigger grappler got to his feet, Kildare wrapped his arms around the big man for a belly-to-belly, only to find Troll grabbing onto the arms and delivering three vicious headbutts to Kildare's face. Not letting go of the Irishman's arms, Troll drives his knee up into the mid-section three times before letting his opponent go, hoisting him up overhead and tossing him out of the ring with the 'Mjöllnir Toss'. Peterson began a count-out, but Kildare was on his feet at the four and climbing up onto the apron at six. Troll launched out with a kick toward Kildare's head, the smaller man leaping backward to avoid the big boot. Peterson attempted to persuade Troll to allow his opponent a chance to get into the ring. Troll again threw a hard kick out, again, Kildare backing out of the way. Kildare went to the ring-steps the third time, but again, Troll fired out with a kick - only this time, Kildare was ready, ducking down and yanking the other foot out from the big man, pulling him groin-first into the ring-post, the fans emitting a sympathy groan for the big man. Keeping on the leg, Kildare wrapped it around the post three times hard, then rolled in under the bottom rope. As Troll slowly got to his feet, Kildare dropped him with a DDT then latched on a rear chin-lock. Wrenching back hard on the big man's chin, Kildare wasn't able to keep Troll down, the seven-footer more powerful as he got to his feet, Kildare on his back. Kildare dropped to the mat and delivered a quick russian leg-sweep, rolling Troll over and driving his arm up, attempting to dislocate the big man's shoulder with a vicious hammerlock. Troll reached forward and when his hand grasped the bottom-rope, Peterson called for a break, which of course had to be accompanied with a four-count as the Irishman was loathe to let go of a punishing move. Both men are up, Kildare arguing with referee Peterson as Troll taps him on the shoulder. Kildare turns around and into a 'Troll Bridge' forearm-clothesline. With Kildare on the mat, Troll straddled his opponent's chest, grabbing his head and bouncing it off the canvas repeatedly. Referee Peterson demanded Troll get off his opponent, this demand requiring a four-count as well. Pulling Kildare up, Troll whipped him into the ropes and caught him with a ring-shaking powerslam. Troll pointed to the ropes, the crowd cheering as he looked for the 'Valhalla Drop'. The big man climbed to the inside second-rope, turned and sailed off toward Kildare - who had enough presence of mind to roll out of the way, Troll jamming his elbow into the empty canvas. As Troll got up, Kildare hammerlocked the arm that'd just impacted the mat, turned around and hit the "Irishman's Curse" jaw-breaker. With Troll down, Kildare leaned over the top-rope, mocking the fans with the seats given by his opponent. Kildare turned and dropped, covering Troll non-chalantly. "One..! Two..! Thr--" Troll's arm shot up, the big man refusing to go down. The Irishman was stunned, he backed away from the slowly rising Troll, who gripped and whipped and brought up the big boot. Kildare ducked under the boot, stopped, wrenched in another hammerlock, "Irishman's Curse" jaw-breaker for the second time on Troll. Dropping immediately, hooking one leg with his arm and the other with his leg, Kildare held onto Troll as a drowning man onto a life-preserver. Referee Peterson slapped the mat thrice, Kildare victorious...
Lupus
vs.
Chris Chew
ANARCHY INC.
with Kyma Chew
“Stinkfist” by TooL plays on the amps. When the eerie guitar twangs stop and
the music picks up the house lights go black. Lupus emerges from behind the
curtains as a strobe light goes off on the stage. The big man walks down the
ramp, head bowed as the audience looks on. He gets to the ring and stands up on
the apron, almost immediately jumping over the top rope by swinging his legs out
to the side. He walks across the ring and stands in the opposite turnbuckle
both fist raised in the air.
The heavy rock beat of Linkin Park's "One Step Closer" drifts through the arena as the lights go pale yellow. The lights begin to
waver, flicker, and dance in the arena as the Renagade-tron lights up with images of Chris Chew in combat. "Just like
before...Everything you say to me, puts me one step closer to the edge, and I'm one step closer to the edge and I'm about to
break." A loud crack and flash fills the arena as those words finish and when it dies, Chris stands on the top of the ramp alone.
He walks slowly down to ringside, in torn black denim shorts with an AI "No rest for the wicked" tanktop. Chris leaps upon the
apron and then climbs a turnpost holding a fist in the air as the crowd cheers.
Lupus attacks quickly with a front chop block to Chew's knee and the bell is sounded. Chew gets up, drop-kicking Lupus
roughly in the face, and now it is Lupus' time to hit the mat. Chew jumps on top of him, slamming fists into his face. As the
referee pulls him off, Lupus does a double-leg take-down on his opponent. Chew gets up, pulling Lupus with him and clamping
on a snap suplex choke-hold. Lupus is obviously affected severely by the hold, but starts reaching for the ropes. Chew quickly
changes it into a reverse DDT, the mainly pro-AI crowd cheering. Lupus is swiftly up, whipping his opponent into the ropes and
hitting a power-slam. Chew is equally quick to his feet and punches Lupus in the gut. As said man bends over, Chew seems to
set him up for a pile-driver. However, Lupus quickly stands up and thus reverses it into a back body-drop. Chew rolls and gets
up, clearly not pleased. He rushes into Lupus and the two starts exchanging blows. Off the bat, Lupus has the advantage and
takes Chew a couple steps back. Chew takes another step back and kicks Lupus on the chin, before rushing him and knocking
him to the ground with a flurry of vicious face-hits. The referee holds him back as he seems to be going to look at Lupus. The
latter gets to his feet, bleeding some from a cut by his left eye. Lupus pushes Chew into the ropes and grabs one of his legs,
placing it upon a cable and slamming down on it. Chew grunts in pain but jumps with his other foot, catching Lupus in the face
before falling down. Lupus gets to his senses and Chew gets to his feet, walking away from the turnbuckle and urging Lupus to
"bring it on." Lupus does so, delivering a nasty kick to Chew's right leg - the one he's been working on. Chew steps forward and
seems to be going for a judo-toss, but he suprises the crowd with a fireman's carry DDT. Lupus spears Chew to the ground and
proceeds to hyper-extend the knee he's been working on. Chew stretches out and grabs the rope with both hands. As Lupus
releases on command, Chew pulls himself to the ropes and gets up. The two circle eachother, Chew seemingly limping slightly.
However, he bursts into action and flipping backwards, bringing one heel up into the jaw of his oppenent, and then the other to
the side of his head. "That's a Kongjin" Colt informs the crowd. Lupus goes down as does Chew. When he lands from the
backflip, the leg damaged by Lupus caves and he falls. He gets up however, cracking his neck and limping over to his opponent,
pulling him up to his knees. He clamps on the "Mantis Claw" neck nerve hold submission and Lupus seems beyond struggling. He
goes limp and as the referee drops his hand the third time, Chew is the winner, the crowd cheering animatedly.
Pisces Fllesh~Saww Posiden
Rokean WAR Order
with 'Tripple~S' Triton
vs.
Charlotte the Harlot
without Edward T. Head
Lights dim, then go out completely. The Jaws theme waifts through the air and brief flashes of blue and green illuminate the arena. They know. The fans know she's coming. The fans scream SHARK! as Linkin Park's One Step Closer drives through the eerie theme. THe spotlight shines at the entrance... and there is only Shredd. A murmur of confusion rumbles through the crowd -- except for one section. There, there are screams, then screams of delight. The spotlight pans over to there and Pisces is coming THROUGH the crowd, avoiding any possible attack. Pisces is dressed in plain clothes, so she could blend in with the crowd. wearing his standard leather pants, boots and the iron chain-link vest. he steps into the ring, posing briefly for the fans, though his mind elsewhere. She vaults into the ring after grumbling some instruction to her brother. "Hooks in You" by Iron Maiden blasts over the p.a. in the RWA 2000 Arena. Curious by his absence is Edward T. Head, as Charlotte comes down the ramp alone. Adorned in hot-pink wrestling boots, shorts, halter and cowboy hat, the Harlot takes her sweet time, greeting fans along the aisle with hugs and posing for pictures. Charlotte reaches ring-side and glances up into the ring at the rWo siblings. Shaking her head, she heads around the ring, greeting more fans in the first couple of rows ring-side. After completing the entire circuit, she slowly saunters up the three steps to the apron, beckoning toward Shredderr with a finger and a wink. Triton moves toward his sister's opponent, the Harlot whispering a few words in the big man's ear, Tripple~S sits on the middle rope and holds the top one up so Charlotte can more easily slip into the ring. She gives the big Rokean a kiss on the cheek, pulls off her cowboy hat and places it on his head as he leaves the ring... Tezza Manchester suddenly steps out from the wrestler's entrance. She stands at the top of the ramp, her arms folded across her chest, looking none to happy. Security makes their way towards Manchester only to have the only woman in the Light Heavyweight division tell them that she has no intention of interfering with the match, that she's only there to watch. The security team takes a position between Manchester and the ring as attention goes back to the action inside the ring. The crowd roars with laughter as Pisces begins to almost flirt with the Harlot. On the renegade tron, Tezza is shown shaking her head and smirking while, inside the ring, Charlotte the Harlot pinches Pisces ample rear then trips her up by sweeping Pisces legs out from under her. Charlotte quickly follows up by landing an elbow to the big fish's sternum then attempting a cover. Pisces tosses the smaller woman off of her like she was nothing more than a rag doll. The women make their way to their feet and once again Pisces begins flirting with the smaller woman. Charlotte rushess at Pisces and gets in a collar-and-elbow hook-up before laying a lip-lock on the ugly sister to the big Rokean, causing Pisces to swoon and fall backward, allowing the Harlot to get the three-count while applying the lip-lock. At the top of the ramp, Manchester nods her approval as she turns and exits backstage, the security team following her backstage. Charlotte releases her lip lock as the fans roar their approval. Shredderr pulls his sister out of the ring and the siblings argue their way backstage as referee Desirée Morales raises the Harlot's arm in victory before the show cuts to commercial...
Jonas Fafara
vs.
'Tripple~S' Triton
Rokean WAR Order
with Pisces Fllesh~Saww Posiden
The eerie "Tattered and Torn" by Slipknot begins to play as the lights dim to red. As the singer shouts "KILL ME!" two huge fountains of pyro erupt on either side of the entrance, accenting each word. Soon after, Jonas comes out in his white jumpsuit and mask, walking slowly down the ramp as the music plays. He rolls into the ring and stands up, walking to the corner slowly to await Triple-S. The lights of the Arena cut off, washing the roaring crowd in a sea of blue green. The low, undulating Jaws theme begins slowly, ominously building in speed until Disturbed's "Meaning of Life" rips out over the PA, synchronizing with Shredd's appearance on the ramp. He seems appropriately psyched (psycho'd?) up for the match, his eyes having their usual bright gleam to them as he heads to the ring to await the match's beginning. Referee Peterson checks both men quickly, then calls for the bell. Instantly, both men charge and dive at one another, Jonas going for a spear and, "if Jonas calls it a spear, Triton's is a harpoon!" Nalor proclaims laughing. Heads connect. Both men lie on the canvas as Peterson begins to count them both down. At "Three..!" they both begin to move and by "Five..!" they're both back on their feet, albeit a hint of disorientation visible on both men. Jonas grabs Shredd's wrist and irish-whips the rWo member. On the rebound, Jonas lands a hard clothesline, but Triton merely takes a step backward, absorbing the shot entirely. Jonas fired off a superkick on Tripple~S, dropping the more massive of the two, Fafara himself stumbling to the mat from the force of the awkward kick. Both men are up, Shredd blocks a punch and hits with a swinging neckbreaker on the masked Fafara. A stomp follows, to the hand. Triton doesn't let the hand go, Jonas comically trying to yank it out from under the bigger wrestler. Jonas got to his knees, trying to pull the caught hand out from Shredd's boot when the rWo'er dropped the other leg over Fafara's back, a variation on the rocker-dropper. Shredderr let Jonas up, whipping him across the ring. Jonas grabbed onto the ropes, stopping him from coming back into what appeared to be a powerslam set-up. Triton rushed forward for a lariat, Fafara dropping to his back, still holding onto the top-rope, Tripple~S sailing out to the floor. Jonas gets back up and demands referee Peterson count the bigger man out. On the official's "Four..!" Shredderr rolls back into the ring. Fafara dropped the rWo'er with a DDT. Dropping an elbow proved a mistake, as Tripple~S rolled out of the way. Jonas got up, up, way up as Triton hoisted him into a gorilla-press, flash-bulbs erupting throughout the arena at the display of strength. SLAM! Fafara hits the mat hard on his back. Another hand-stomp, then grinding the heel into the palm of Jonas, Shredderr looking to break the hand. Jonas grabbed the bottom-rope and yelled at Peterson to stop the big man. The official counted four before Triton stepped off the hand. Clutching the injured body-part to his chest, Jonas slipped out of the ring. Tripple~S followed him. A german suplex by the Rokean was turned into a three-quarter facelock bulldog (a 'Stone Cold Stunner' for you laymen *g*). Jonas grabbed a chair, shoving time-keeper James Wilson out of it. He folded the chair and raised it up for a strike on the rising Triton, only to have Pisces Fllesh~Saww Posiden grab the chair from behind and yank it from Fafara's grasp. Pisces hit an uppercut-forearm to Jonas' jaw, staggering him into a "Plunge" from Shredderr on the outside! Tripple~S rolled into the ring to break the count-out, then back out, helping Jonas up and rolling him under the bottom rope. Cover. Two-count, Fafara's shoulder comes up. Triton whips Jonas into the corner. Shredd rushes in for a splash. Fafara lifts a boot that connects under Shredderr's jaw, snapping back the big Rokean's head. Jonas moves into action, hoisting his opponent up onto his shoulder for the "Despise". Shredderr wriggles free, landing behind Fafara, only to have a low-blow kick connect with the Triton family jewels, which prompts Nalor to inquire, "Why do Shredd and Pisces have different last names? I'd hate to wake up to her every morning, to whatever poor sap married her." Jonas took advantage of the momentarily stunned rWo'er, hitting him with a snap suplex, holding on, pulling his foe up and landing a fisherman's suplex, "Fisherman caught a Shark!" Nalor laughs as Peterson gives Jonas a two-count only before Shredd kicks out. Fafara keeps on his opponent, latching on a head-and-arm suplex, tossing the bigger man over his head, displaying his own physical might. Jonas runs to the corner, quickly climbing the ropes to the top, where he stands up and dives off. Elbow-first, the masked man formerly of the Black Sky at Dawn hits the empty canvas, Tripple~S having sat up at the last minute avoiding the flying elbow. Both men are up, Jonas favoring his elbow as Triton hits him with a samoan drop. Then yanks Fafara up and hits him with a flowing DDT. Slowly, Jonas is pulling himself to his feet. Shredd wraps both hands around Jonas' throat, hoists him up in the air, spins 180º and drives Fafara down with a chokeslam powerbomb. Tripple~S, kneeling, has a stupid little grin on his face as Peterson counts the three, Pisces shoving Jonas' foot off the rope between the one- and two-count, Shredderr picking up the victory...
RWA 2000 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
Hell-Raiser
with Succubus
vs.
Bloodstorm
ANARCHY INC. RWA 2000 World Champion
with Kismet
Motörhead's "Hellraiser" blasts over the sound-system in the RWA 2000 Arena as
the lights wink out to near nothingness. A cutting red-orange light slits
through the crowd, then illuminates the entry-way as a red-haired woman in a
black and red-orange business skirt-suit steps out with a determined look on her
pretty face. Tearing away the jacket leaves the fans cheering momentarily for
the voluptuous red-head, who's flowing hair comes down over her bosom.
Hell-Raiser steps out next, clad in his usual wrestling attire, black pants,
forearm-guards, gloves and mask, all but the gloves bearing red-orange flame
patterns. Succubus leads her man down the aisle, 'Raiser's head bowed as he
ignores the fans with a practiced precision, having never been considered a
'hero' to any but the most deprived of wrestling fans. Succubus climbs the
three steps to the ring apron, then holding onto the top rope, she backs up to
the next turn-buckle before slipping into the ring. Hell-Raiser grabs the
middle rope, pulling himself up to the apron, then plants a hand on the
top-rope, flames shooting out both sides of his hand and flickering out upon
reaching the turn-buckles. He steps through the ropes as Succubus hops down to
the floor, 'Raiser pacing the ring like a caged animal as he awaits the
champion. "Highway to Hell" blares over the speakers as two figures step into view
atop the ramp: the RWA 2000 World and Light Heavyweight Champion Bloodstorm
and a buxom young beauty longtime RWA fans recognize as Kismet. The World
champ is dressed in boots, jeans, black 'AI' t-shirt, and gloves. His title
belts are carried by Kismet, who is clad in an awe inspiring dress composed
of hundreds of tiny gold chains, each baring the RWA logo. The crowd cheers
as 'Storm produces a mic and begins to speak. "Before ya get yer panties in a
bunch 'Raiser, I'm still abiding by our stips. Kissie isn't AI and she's just
here to keep you honest...don't stare too hard, Succubus might get a pissed."
Jack laughs and makes his way to the ring, Kismet a step behind. 'Storm
produces a mask from his back pocket and dons it. The mask is quite similar
to Hell-Raiser's but for the Anarchy symbol on the front. Lucha-'Storm hops
onto the ring apron and slips between the ropes as Kismet takes up her
position at ringside. Lucha-Storm motions for Jackson to come over, and he requests a search of Harris' person. Peterson at
the same time begins to search 'Storm, allowing Succubus to slink around the side of the ring, and immediately jumps Kismet.
Security is quick to remove both of them from ringside. The bell finally rings, and the two go at it, Storm moving in blinding
speed and landing jab after jab into HR before the challenger has time to react and block the last two. The two separate briefly
and then move in once again, the wrestling match starting out like a boxing match. close to a minute of ducking, weaving,
punches and blocks goes off, and the crowd almost expects to hear the bell ring for the end of round 1. The two move back in
again, slugging it out a bit more, but as neither man seems particular worn down from the exchange of fisticuffs, the two finally
lock up, and Jack suprises everyone by hitting HR in the gut with a boot and then hitting a fast DDT. Jack rolls HR over and
straddles his chest, raining blow upon blow on HR's face, a few shots "accidentally" going low and slamming into HR's throat.
HR finally bucks 'Storm off and rubs his throat as they both stand up circling each other. 'Storm, lithe on his feet, dashes in and
feigns too punches and then ducks back out before HR can react. finally HR gets tired of it and as 'Storm dashes in again, takes
a sacrificial punch, but grabs Jack for a snap suplex that sends the Champ sliding along the mat from the throw. Jack gets up in
the place he most doesn't want to be, in the corner, and HR is already moving in like a shark smelling blood. Jack is thrown
backwards into the turnbuckles by massive body shots from HR each rocking the Champ, and when HR reaches 10, he grabs
'Storm by the head and hits a massive belly to belly overhead suplex that rocks the ring. Much to everyone's suprise, Storm is
up as fast as HR is, and ducks under HR's attempt to grab him, hitting the challenger with a bulldog. Storm again climbs on HR
and begins to punch at his face, but HR seems ready for it this time, and throws Storm off much quicker than the last. A roar
goes out over the crowd now as Jonas leaps over the turnbuckle, chair in hand. Peterson moves in to stop him, but Jonas
pushes past. However, 8 men leap over the barricade as Jonas does, and before Jonas can get to the ring, he is waylaid by the
8 men, all stomping a mudhole in the interloper. Finally security comes down and removes all 9 men from the ring, Peterson
standing up and shaking his head, obviously going to increase security much more. Cameras in the back catch AI look on
worriedly, as well as Madd Dawg in the back laughing as Jonas is dragged off along with the 8 men. However, inside the ring, it
is as if the combatants didn't even know something was happening ringside, both men pouring it on as Storm continues his hit and
run style tactics, landing a few questionable blows to Harris' throat in the midst of a few quick jabs; those punches the only ones
that really seem to phase the challenger. The man from Hell, Arizona, manages to get his hands on Storm once again and hitting
a brutal jawbreaker off the top of his head, sending the light-heavyweight bouncing back a few steps before he hits the ropes and
totters there. HR regains his footing and moves in on Storm, grabbing him and whipping him towards the other ropes. Storm
bounces off, and HR bends down, the veteran seeming to make a rookie mistake of telegraphing the backbody drop, but he
seems too ready when storm comes skidding to a halt before him. HR moves forward, wedging his head between Bloodstorm's
thighs and stands up, hitting a "fly swatter". Jackson drops to the mat and hits one, two, thre.... 'Storm barely manages to worm
a shoulder free from under HR's legs, and is rewarded with a blow to the forehead by Raiser. Jackson pushes HR off BS and
both men finally regain their footing and once again begin to circle each other. The crowd roars out again as this time Lupus
jumps the railing, and with no one left to get in his way, he dives under the bottom rope and rushes towards BS. HR catches this
and moves to get into Lupus' way, but Lupus dodges and he dives into BS with a flying tackle and begins to pummel the champ.
Jackson orders the bell to be rung as Bruno and security come down and drag Lupus backstage, both HellRaiser and
Bloodstorm looking none to happy as they glare at each other and at Lupus. Backstage, Madd Dawg is seen laughing, and then
heading off down the hall....
